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The 11 Defining Moments of Derek Jeter’s Career
Yankees captain Derek Jeter just announced he’ll retire after this season. Here’s a look back at his career highlights:

April 2, 1995 - Called up to Yankees by George Steinbrenner, who makes the young shortstop wear short shorts and mow the lawn at his house (Yankee Stadium)
May 25, 1996 - After being called a pussy by Don Mattingly, drunkenly gets full-body pinstripes tattoo.
December 25,1997 - Accidentally calls Joe Torre “Dad” upon opening Christmas gift from manager.

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The 11 Defining Moments of Derek Jeter’s Career

Yankees captain Derek Jeter just announced he’ll retire after this season. Here’s a look back at his career highlights:

April 2, 1995 - Called up to Yankees by George Steinbrenner, who makes the young shortstop wear short shorts and mow the lawn at his house (Yankee Stadium)

May 25, 1996 - After being called a pussy by Don Mattingly, drunkenly gets full-body pinstripes tattoo.

December 25,1997 - Accidentally calls Joe Torre “Dad” upon opening Christmas gift from manager.

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